Who is who on Croatian Crescent

I recently installed Google Analytics on my weblog and decided to share some data with you. Or rather, data about you if you are a regular reader of this blog. By the way, I have absolutely no idea who's actually following this blog. I secretly hope I have a small but faithful group of readers, but so far this blog is basically one-way traffic. That sounds better than saying I wish for more comments. Anyway, feel free to unburden your soul. Most of you live in these countries.
Slightly over 80 percent of you use a Windows operating system. Only 1 out of 20 use Linux, and I suspect that's me (Ubuntu 9.04). The top 10 of search terms shows an interesting mix of personalities: two dead people and a sex bomb. I am not sure should I cry of laugh about this. If I want to get rich from the adds on this site, I'd better devote the entire blog to Nives Celzijus. I do understand now why entertainment, sex and showbiz dominate the front pages of newspapers here (Jutarnji list, Večernji list, not to mention 24Sata). It sells. As a Croat you need to read Serbian newspapers (Danas) or magazines (Vreme, NIN) if you refuse to pay a euro for a lot of garbage and a bit of real news.
Other interesting search terms are "sushi" and "IKEA". You can eat sushi in two restaurants in Zagreb: Takenoko and Sora. Sora is located on the top floor of the "skycraper" on Zagreb's main square. It offers a fantastic view over Zagreb. The food is so-so (I got a deep fried sushi - a culinary novelty), but very expensive. I'd rather go to the local wok restaurant, if Zagreb had one...
For IKEA you still need to go to Graz. The good thing is you can get a VAT tax refund and an unforgettable experience.

Welcome IKEA, goodbye Graz

The Swedish retail giant IKEA has decided to come to Croatia. Earlier rumours had it that IKEA would build a branch in Zadar or Split, but the company chose a location just south of Zagreb. That makes sense to me. Zagreb has at least three times more inhabitants than Split and Zadar combined. True, the coastal cities attract many more tourists, but they are not coming for IKEA but for the beaches and the Mediterranean feeling.
Croats, however, do travel abroad to go shopping. In fact, there are even special bus services to Graz and Trieste that stop at shopping malls. Graz is a town of the size of Split, but has many shops Croatia does not have: Mediamarkt, H&M and IKEA, to name the most popular.
I once took that bus to Graz. At the end of the day, we gathered at the Opera House where an intimidating number of Croatian buses were waiting to bring us back to Zagreb. When our bus left, the lady in charge - or tour guide, if you like - grabbed the microphone: "We are first! Our bus is ahead of the others!" I was surprised see someone that excited, as Croats cannot be blamed for excessive punctuality. But then it dawned on me that all buses would arrive at the same border crossing and that non-EU buses are subject to severe scrutiny. If you are in the tail of the convoy, you may have to wait for hours and hours.
Upon arriving at the border, the lady told us: "Whatever you bought, don't say to the official that you didn't buy anything at all. Who would be empty-handed after a shopping trip to Graz?" After this useful advice she entered into negotiations with the border officials. After quite some time, she came back into the bus and said with a big smile: "No inspection this time! We can proceed! I think we can applaud for that!"A thunderous applause followed. I felt awkward and moved at the same time.
I guess the bus companies are not happy with IKEA coming to Croatia. Neither are Croatian manufacturers of furniture. I can see why. They never had to worry much about the price-quality relationship. That goes for many Croatian manufacturers. EU accession might knock a lot a people out of business here. Many Croats avow love for domestic products (domaće) but the lack of alternatives doesn't leave them much choice.